1) a funeral
2) from the bed of the person you just got caught cheating with
3) the free clinic after your tests came back positive
4) anywhere within 20 feet of a port-a-potty, or the stench of one
5) the morgue
6) at an AshleeSimpson/HilaryDuff/RyanCabrera concert. because seriously, why would you ever go to any of those?
7) on Twitter
8) inside Planned Parenthood
9) on a Bachelor/Bachelorette reunion episode
10) inside the chalk outline of a murder scene
11) at an exorcism
12) at a speed-dating event
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