Top However-Many-I-Come-Up-With: Worst Places to Propose

1) a funeral

2) from the bed of the person you just got caught cheating with

3) the free clinic after your tests came back positive

4) anywhere within 20 feet of a port-a-potty, or the stench of one

5) the morgue

6) at an AshleeSimpson/HilaryDuff/RyanCabrera concert. because seriously, why would you ever go to any of those?

7) on Twitter

8) inside Planned Parenthood

9) on a Bachelor/Bachelorette reunion episode

10) inside the chalk outline of a murder scene

11) at an exorcism

12) at a speed-dating event