Gchat excerpts (or, my thoughts on settling down)

i stare at babies with the same longing you feel when you stare at my ass.

thats a new user ecard on someecards and its soooo true

the impulsive part of me wants to get married and have babies right frickin now

i dont know why i can so easily not want to commit to a place or a job, yet i latch on to a guy tooth and nail

why am i putting all my eggs in one basket

fuck egg collecting

i am gonna start throwing my eggs at a large volume of men